Would you like a date with that gluten-free hamburger?

Dating based on your food preferences?!?! SIGN ME UP!

Oh wait, I already am!

Check it out for yourself!

Influentially unaware

Thanks pops for making me so effed up when it comes to food, ha ha!


Influentially unaware

WTF was he thinking? Ah I know!

THIS MAN....

IS AN IDIOT (and that's me being clean & nice*...)

*What he really is, is a slut bag who just wants some hot and heavy sex... Granted, I don't BLAME HIM... but if he wants marriage, he DEFINITELY chose the wrong one... but if he wants a stripper-esque type who seems pretty unreliable... then he chose wonderfully!

Bun in the Oven!

BABY NEWS!

So I HAVE TO ANNOUNCE TO THE WORLD... That Sarah Michelle Gellar is pregnant!

It's about time! I am so happy for her and Freddie Prince! I have always ADORED them as a couple!!!! They have been married for 6 years and Sarah is supposedly due this FALL! I just hope she names her child something NORMAL... nothing ridiculous! Oh and please, no naming your child: BUFFY! ah ha ha... or even worse: CORDELIA... SPIKE... ANGEL! Yikes! I certainly hope that section of her life is a NO GO zone when it comes to naming! ah ha ha!.

SO Mr. & Mrs. Freddie Prince Jr - CONGRATS... You are more than welcome to name your child GIGI if you so please!