I am pregnant with quadruplets [and have no clue who the father is]...
Dyed my hair blue with green high lights...
Went bungee jumping this morning...
After I ate eight glazed donuts with sprinkles...
Filmed a TV pilot about the nature of bunny rabbits mating...
Ate brunch with George Clooney [the donuts just weren't enough]...
Then had brunch dessert with Ryan Reynolds who offered to break it off with Scarlet so he could be with me and help me with my children when they're born...
And we have decided to move to the tiny island of.... Seychelles Islands specifically, Booby.
HA HA - APRIL FOOL'S DAY!
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