Saturday, May 1, 2010

Where are they?

So yeah, I am just going to come right out and say it... I haven't been in a relationship in a VERY LONG TIME. I will not disclose JUST HOW LONG... but let's just say... cobwebs... that's right! Ha Ha Ha!


Any ways, I came across an article which I found to be rather interesting. It listed 10 reason why guys don't approach certain girls... Here is what the list says:


1. You're surrounded by A LOT OF FRIENDS

2. You're too hot

3. You get too tipsy

4. You look sloppy

5. You give off arrogant vibes

6. You're with another guy (even if he is a friend)

7. You're wearing a ring

8. You seem too busy

9. You're to quick to catch

10. You're a wall flower (meaning, you have way too many obstacles in front of you which intimate guys - or maybe they're just too lazy to make the effort)



Well if this list is true... then I think I know why I have not dated anyone in awhile and why guys tend not to approach me...


I don't drink so it's definitely not number three.


I don't wear jewelry so number seven is out of the question.


I don't think I seem to busy, but who knows I am pretty energetic so it might seem as if I have to be somewhere... so I could be both eight and nine.


Oh and I definitely "toot my own horn" every so often... so maybe I am arrogant? ha ha, nah, people know I am joking when I say egotistical things (or I should hope)...


I'm not typically surrounded by a lot of friends...


You know what, I think the SOLE REASON WHY I HAVEN'T BEEN APPROACH BY MY SOUL MATE YET IS BECAUSE....




I'm JUST DO DAMN HOT!!




Well maybe I am a bit more number five than I thought!!!



Do any of these reasons apply to you?

2 comments:

  1. That's right girl. You're hawt-ness is too much and your swag is through da roof. Whatever will you do? But don't worry. Cobwebs are not forever. :P

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  2. Hahaha this post made me laugh out loud! (: Love it!
    Guess what?? I just made a blog and then remembered that you have one too and so here I am commenting.. (:

    [I'm elisa90 from CC]

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