Angelina Jolie and Kale are Related

Angelina Jolie may be a bit scary, and Kale can be rather scary looking too... But you shouldn't be afraid of it at all!

http://gigieatscelebrities.com/2013/03/05/angelina-jolie-and-kale/

Celebrities who have been in commercials

Celebrities had to get their start somewhere - too bad a lot of them got their start starring in unhealthy food commercials!

http://gigieatscelebrities.com/2013/02/12/commercials/

Pork Chops in Bikinis

Have you ever tried this DIET?!?! Oh my, how did your arteries feel?

Pork Chops in Bikinis « GiGi Eats Celebrities

Tempura Celebrity Roll « GiGi Eats Celebrities

What's your favorite roll?!?!

Tempura Celebrity Roll « GiGi Eats Celebrities

Golden Arches… No, No, Globes! « GiGi Eats Celebrities

They may be thinking about sweaty burgers on the grill but they really need to think about their bodies sweating at the gym!


Golden Arches… No, No, Globes! « GiGi Eats Celebrities

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You'd think Brad Pitt would have ADDED TO HIS FAMILY but...


Instead, LOOK WHAT HE GOT RID OF!

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Do I sound excited? Hm, not sure why... he's taken first of all, secondly he's way over my age limit and third, yea, I'm not even in Hollywood! ha! Alright, gotta go back to my sexy romance novel, hot tea, bath robe and imagination now!**

Celebrity Mathamatics!

All I have to say is....

- Nick MINUS Vanessa = Lonely ol' Nick... and Single Vanessa

- Jessica MINUS Tony = Curvy Jess... and Bachelor-Jock Tony on the Prowl



- I'm having deja - vu


- NICK & JESSICA ARE SO GETTING BACK TOGETHER! -
What a publicity STUNT - they so planned this! ha ha! Now they are going to get back together and have babies together just like they always intended!


*NEXT UP: BRAD & JENNIFER!

The Queen of Talk is Dethroned!!!

BREAKING NEWS! 

OPRAH WINFREY is no longer the most "powerful" celebrity on the planet!!!!!! How in the world can this be! She has TV shows, a production company, magazines, clothing lines, home wear lines, EVERYTHING and it's Oprah for heavens sake! Who in the world has replaced her!

Hm... Well I can list a couple of celebrities who have made lots of movies and demanded high pay checks at the end of each... there's Ben Stiller, Denzel Washington, Morgan Freedman, Jack Nicholson, Brad Pitt, Reese Witherspoon, Julia Roberts... but none of those listed surpassed her! So who did... ANGELINA JOLIE!

I guess we all shouldn't be too shocked; after all the world seems to be completely infatuated with her. From her long flawless features, HUGE lips, six children, humanitarian efforts around the globe... and not to mention her arm candy, Brad Pitt, Jolie is constantly featured in all the tabloids! Since the world believe Jolie is a goddess, she can demand the HIGHEST pay check and get away with it. (I wonder if Pitt is proud of her or jealous, although he didn't do too shabby in the ranking either: #9)

According to Forbes Magazine, in the past twelve months Jolie has made $27 million from movies such as Kung-Fu Panda, Wanted and Salt (a movie she is currently working on). What also helped her claim the top spot was all the publicity she got during and after her pregnancy with her twins Vivian and Knox (I hope she thanks them in the future). 

So do we think Oprah will fight her way back to the top next year? Lets hope so because I am already starting to feel out of sorts! 

Rounding Out The Top 10

#2: Oprah Winfrey 

#3: Madonna (Ugh, not a fan!)

#4: Beyonce Knowles (I wonder how Jay-Z feels!)

#5: Tiger Woods (Hole in One!)

#6: Bruce Springsteen

#7: Steven Spielberg (You must cast me in your next movie)

#8: Jennifer Aniston (Ha, she beat Brad - I bet she will celebrate!)

#9: Brad Pitt (Yes, you know you're hot)

#10: Kobe Bryant

#11: Will Smith (Well deserved!)

#12: Dr. Phil McGraw (All thanks to Oprah!)

#13: Britney Spears (Glad to see she's back in action)

#14: David Letterman (Jay Leno isn't lower on the list, I bet you're stoked!)

#15: Coldplay

#16: Adam Sandler (You deserve this because you always make me laugh)

#17: Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones does it again!)

#18: Michael Jordan (This man is just amazing)

#19: LeBron James

#20: Tom Cruise (This is not shocking)

PS: Don't believe everything you read... these figures could be before taxes, etc.... for all we know Orpah could still be on top!