Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Monday, September 3, 2012

Guest Post: Butternut Squash Pancakes

My friend Whitney English, author of, To Live And Diet In LA, posted a guest blog post I wrote for her all about my scrumptious breakfast: Butternut Squash Pancakes!

Go on and check it out: http://toliveanddietinla.blogspot.com/2012/09/weigh-low-butternut-squash-pancakes.html

Don't forget to click around her blog too! She does some pretty awesome things, meets some pretty interesting people and is just an all around awesome girl!

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Where are they?

So yeah, I am just going to come right out and say it... I haven't been in a relationship in a VERY LONG TIME. I will not disclose JUST HOW LONG... but let's just say... cobwebs... that's right! Ha Ha Ha!


Any ways, I came across an article which I found to be rather interesting. It listed 10 reason why guys don't approach certain girls... Here is what the list says:


1. You're surrounded by A LOT OF FRIENDS

2. You're too hot

3. You get too tipsy

4. You look sloppy

5. You give off arrogant vibes

6. You're with another guy (even if he is a friend)

7. You're wearing a ring

8. You seem too busy

9. You're to quick to catch

10. You're a wall flower (meaning, you have way too many obstacles in front of you which intimate guys - or maybe they're just too lazy to make the effort)



Well if this list is true... then I think I know why I have not dated anyone in awhile and why guys tend not to approach me...


I don't drink so it's definitely not number three.


I don't wear jewelry so number seven is out of the question.


I don't think I seem to busy, but who knows I am pretty energetic so it might seem as if I have to be somewhere... so I could be both eight and nine.


Oh and I definitely "toot my own horn" every so often... so maybe I am arrogant? ha ha, nah, people know I am joking when I say egotistical things (or I should hope)...


I'm not typically surrounded by a lot of friends...


You know what, I think the SOLE REASON WHY I HAVEN'T BEEN APPROACH BY MY SOUL MATE YET IS BECAUSE....




I'm JUST DO DAMN HOT!!




Well maybe I am a bit more number five than I thought!!!



Do any of these reasons apply to you?

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

WTF was he thinking? Ah I know!

THIS MAN....




IS AN IDIOT (and that's me being clean & nice*...)



*What he really is, is a slut bag who just wants some hot and heavy sex... Granted, I don't BLAME HIM... but if he wants marriage, he DEFINITELY chose the wrong one... but if he wants a stripper-esque type who seems pretty unreliable... then he chose wonderfully!

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Celebrity Mathamatics!

All I have to say is....

- Nick MINUS Vanessa = Lonely ol' Nick... and Single Vanessa

- Jessica MINUS Tony = Curvy Jess... and Bachelor-Jock Tony on the Prowl



- I'm having deja - vu


- NICK & JESSICA ARE SO GETTING BACK TOGETHER! -
What a publicity STUNT - they so planned this! ha ha! Now they are going to get back together and have babies together just like they always intended!


*NEXT UP: BRAD & JENNIFER!

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Yawn!




You know what... I'm tired. I need to pep myself up... Luckily I have a couple of techniques on how to do exactly that. If any of you are feeling lethargic, just try a couple of these tricks!


1. Splash cold water over your face and sip ice cold water



2. Take a Walk, Jump on the Treadmill (if it's too hot outside), Go Swimming, Bike, Really do Anything Active to Get Your Blood Flowing!



3. Bust Out a Comedy or Hang Out With a Funny Friend - Getting a Good Laugh Totally Peps Me Up!


4. Perhaps You Should Eat Something - Sometimes When All Else Fails I Know it's Because I'm Hungry! Be Sure to Make Your Meal a Nice Balance of Protein to Carbohydrates to Fats (ex: hard boiled egg with sauteed spinach in olive oil sprinkled with flax seeds)



5. Do Some Stretching! No One Stretches Enough (including myself!)


6. Take Some Vitamin C - or Eat it For That Matter (Bell Peppers, Kiwis, Lemons, etc)



7. Be Sure to Consume Enough Vitamin B (Chicken, Trout, Spinach, Tomatoes, Oatmeal, Tuna, Salmon, Avocado, etc)


8. Turn On Some Music (I can almost guarantee eventually you will want to get up and dance!)




9. Try to Chill Out (Cut the stress!)



10. Um, Have Sex?!?! (Who doesn't get more energy from doing this?)



11. Don't Load Up on The Beers & Hard Alcohol (1 to 2 drinks is FINE)



12. Call A Friend or Invite One Over
13. And H
ow About You Just Take a Nap! (Getting just 10 to 30 minutes really peps me up - any longer and I feel rather groggy!)

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

The Fountain of Youth?

We are always looking for ways to prolong out lives as much as we can, here is a list of how we can gain extra years while also feeling great!

1. Walking (+ 2 to 4 years)

2. Feeling Successful (+ 4 years)

3. Eating Seafood & Other "Power" Foods (+ 4 to 5 years)
4. Don't eat Fast Food (+ 4 years)

5. Don't Smoke/ Or Stop Immediately (+ 2 to 8 years)

6. Lifting Weights (+ 3 years)

7. Losing Extra Weight (+ 3 to 4 years)

8. Playing Games (+ 2 years +)

9. Getting "Down & Dirty" (+ 3 to 8 years)

10. Cutting out Sugar (+ 4 years)

So if you're serious about adding years to your life that are... FULL OF LIFE... add a few of these activities to your daily life, along with getting enough sleep at night!